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The Queen returns
December 28th, 2008 Uncategorized
I know, I missed you too. But what can I say? The crush of 2008 left no room for personal blogging. Take a peek at the year in review and see for yourself.
January: After a hundred hours of preparation, literary agent launches memoir proposal (including first quarter of the manuscript) into the shark-infested waters of the national trade. Queen immediately takes up permanent residence in front of her inbox, awaiting the any-minute-now email which will catapult her into sickening fame and fortune. Read more »
Thomas speaks, 2008
December 25th, 2008 Uncategorized
Fans and friends,
Blink your eyes, and it’s gone—that’s what I keep telling Mom. It’s been three years (THREE!) since I swallowed my dignified sensibilities and posed in a preemie-size reindeer suit for your holiday pleasure. Those of you who failed to provide adequate compensation stand in peril of karmic bankruptcy. But because I possess a generous nature, I’m here to offer you a second chance: Read more »
The Kingdom Speaks